An entertaining three paragraphs

Written on October 5, 2008 - 2 Comments

I went to the doctor on Friday after school because I'm really freaked out about thinking I have cancer. Yeah, okay, it sounds stupid, but medical stuff scares the shiznit out of me and I tend to blow everything out of proportion. I still cry like a little child when I get shots. The doctor told me it was highly unlikely that I have any kind of cancer, but I'm still not convinced. This is mostly my science teacher's fault; she talks about cancer all the time and how current treatments aren't effective. Cancer isn't even part of the curriculum! Stupid old hag.

Anyway, I went to Target today to get a new computer table. This one is really, really old. I saw this really cool one (this, to be exact) in the weekly Target ad, but there's no shelves, and I really needed a slide-out keyboard shelf. So, I ended up getting this one (even though I paid $70 instead of $56! Gosh darn you, online stores!). It's not as cool, but it has everything I need. There's even a cute little shelf for the CPU!

While I was at Target, I decided to test out liquid eyeliner. I have serous issues using eye pencils (I'm not one to put pointy objects towards my eye, thank you very much). I bought one from the new Jemma Kidd line (because it was like, two dollars as opposed to Maybelline and Cover Girl's liner, which was like, six dollars). So I go home and test it out. And, of course, I screw up and look like I used a dry-erase marker. I go to take it off with soap and water, and realize that it will not come off. I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed, and it was still on. The best part is that I used some on my bottom lid (just for giggles) and now I have this gigantic thick smudge. After some violent scrubbing with a washcloth and some Dial body wash, I got all the liner off. Except the big, fat, black smudge on my bottom right eyelid. It looks... odd. Hopefully my skin will absorb that by tomorrow morning. If it doesn't... well, my friends will have something to laugh at.